ABOUT UchUva sUrrEal

About Uchuva Surreal

Who is Mostly Me, and what does Mostly Me plan to do? Great question…

Uchuva Surreal was born from a need to quit the rat race, unsubscribe from monotony, and reach a higher level of consciousness—one where being ‘high on fun’ is the norm. With bizarrely unique designs applied to everyday apparel, Uchuva is here to shake things up—a release valve for those moments when you want to unleash that wild, unapologetic side society might rather you keep hidden. It’s clothing as a “brain flip,” a surrealist twist for the average Joe navigating a world that often feels like it’s designed to murder the soul.

Every piece is unique, a carefully crafted fusion of words that resonated with us, brought to life using cutting-edge AI technology. These aren’t just clothes; they’re statements, made for those ready to embrace what makes them different.

Core Values of Uchuva Surreal:

• Recognizing the privilege of having this opportunity… again!
• No complaining: Embrace the freedom that comes from quitting the grind.
• Choosing happiness—even if it’s to prove to the Angel-Parent/Boyfriend/ExHusband investor they were right on taking a chance on this dream, we will thrive!.
• Welcoming you to the Uchuva community of ‘Loose Screw’ people who have just enough edge to navigate life’s shampoo-smooth and gritty moments.

Our Mission: To stand out, stick with it, and make this dream work—not just for the financial freedom, but for a purpose that includes, but transcends: independence, happiness, the ones you love. Uchuva Surreal is about proving we don’t have to hide all that makes us different to thrive in this world.

Personal Mission: “Make the idea of reproducing into another you, a more palpable idea because, no, you didn’t fail at life.”

Brand Mission: "Let it out—the Crazy. Just a Little. No need to hide it all anymore. We’ll be okay."